To quote one of my best friends on my 4th of July, "Your mojo was ruined." The day saved itself by the end, free of immature and selfish people.

Now here's a serious problem I have with people. If you make plans, you stick by your plans. You don't bail and ditch people for no good reason. Poor excuses include but are not limited to: "I'm tired" (because let's face it, WE'RE ALWAYS TIRED. WE'RE GOING TO BE TIRED FOR MANY DAYS TO COME. Unless you just pulled four all-nighters in a row--and trust me, I know how that feels--and just competed in the Tour de France, that excuse ain't gonna fly); "It's raining" (yeah, it's called the fuckin' weather. Get used to it. It's going to rain many more times to come); "I forgot" (I particularly hate this one, because I expect people to remember their plans, and you know what? REMEMBER ME. That's right, I'm a selfish bitch, but hey, I don't forget you, so don't forget me. What's even worse is people who forget, then remember, and then decide to not notify you of the broken plans. WTF). Ranting aside, and people who do nothing but complain without contributing ignored, it was fun.

We started at Dim Sum, which in Chinese is called yum cha and translates to "drink tea," because well... you drink tea. I have no idea where Dim Sum came from, white people come up with the craziest things (one of which being "Boba" instead of "Bubble tea," I don't think so). We asked for some ice water and this is what we got:



And at the table next to us? Like my stalker picture?

YEAH, WTF RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Anyways, we ended up the movies where a friend works and movie hopped from The Hangover to Ice Age 3. Hangover was funny, but lost some of its charm when we repeated some scenes (we left and then went back into another showing). It's a good and fun one-time movie. Ice Age was "meh." Lol, our Theatre Friend helped up hop movies, pulling out a chart with all the complete showtimes.


Applebee's bar. That, is a mudslide. Right after I drank it, my throat started killing me, and it's been like that since. o.O Worth it? Perhaps. I doubt the drink was the real cause.


Went to Battery Park to view the Macy's fireworks (also saw Jersey's inferior fireworks... or was it Staten Island? We couldn't figure it out, for shame). The picture was our view, taken about half an hour apart. Pieced it together for a full view =) One of the buildings had red, blue, and white lights.

Our fireworks: I had to lean over the railing and for these.

Last night:
"I AM HUNGRY AS HELL. I AM TIRED AS HELL. I JUST WANT SOME FUCKIN' MCDONALD'S AND I WANT TO GO TO GO FUCKIN' SLEEP, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK FOR??!!!!!!!!!!"

Lesson: I throw epic bitch fits when I'm hungry. LOL do not get in the way of me and my food.

But seriously. Last night was an adventure (for McDonald's, really). We went to the casino, lost money (I made $5!), got a speeding ticket by a lady cop for going fifteen freaking miles over the limit because we looked like drug dealers at 2am (seriously, this lady called for backup and inspected the car--not done for a 15mile speeding ticket). I was dragged to a drinking fest after saying "No, I'm tired. I just want some McDonald's and go to sleep," where everyone was screaming, throwing up, and feeling each other up in the kitchen. By then, it had been 12 hours since I had food, and I JUST WANTED MY MCDONALD'S OKAY??!

I don't throw bitch fits. I bitch, and I am a bitch at times, but I don't throw bitch fits so this is pretty rare. And not that serious since I wouldn't throw a bitch fit if I was really upset. It was fun actually, and my friend drove a few of us to McDonald's after stealing the car from her boyfriend:
"NO, THEY DON'T WANT YOUR CHICKEN PATTIES. THEY WANT MCDONALD'S."
"WHO, WHO WANTS MCDONALD'S??!! RAISE YOUR HANDS."
/multiple hands raise
"O shit. Pick me up some chicken nuggets?"

LOL, are we a bunch of crackheads or what. Me and my friends were starving by the time we got there and I paid for my driving friend, hahahahaha. "OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH, I'M GOING TO PAY FOR YOUUUUU, ORDER ANYTHING YOU WANT." Which backfired, in the dumbest way possible.

Someone explain to me how a 24 hour drive-thru McDonald's does NOT offer Happy Meals at 4am? And Big Macs. Nor take debit/credit. Do you NOT plan on making money?? The Happy Meal was for the driver, not me (because no way in hell was a Happy Meal going to be enough for me). This McDonald's somehow did not offer plain hamburgers, though we had no problem getting a Quarter Pounder. LMAOWTF??? Do they use special hamburger buns and meat or something for the plain old hamburgers? No, I got it, it's the box; they have to wait until the children workers in China finish cutting them out. =P

I bought this super awesome cup on a coffee run across the street, when "reading" up on soil formation (which can be summed up in two sentences, so that was a waste of time). The top is a TWIST OFF. No lie.

P.S. Yes, everything needs to be bold and capped in order to convey the appropriate level of energy.