That's right, another year of complete failure has passed. Get ready for another!

- Is incredibly sick and losing voice? Check.
- Has taken cold pills to avoid being forced drinks during birthday dinner? Check.
- Spent "real" birthday dinner with best friends at Japanese restaurant where adequate tip was given this time (and not by me)? Check.
- Pigged out at best cheesecake store in the city afterward? Check.
- Received prompt phone call from man friend at 11:58pm to wish me happy birthday? Check.
- Turned every sentence into an unnecessary question and checked them off? Check.

Will party like a fat person tomorrow night again at Cheesecake Factory because I am a cheesecake whore and my friends know it.

Also, my friends can expect subject title to be used many times until it is August.

<3 Her for this.